Introducing the Small Talk Survivor Bamboo Long Sleeve—a bold statement piece for those who would rather wrestle with tigers than suffer through surface-level chit-chat. Crafted from an ultra-soft blend of bamboo, cotton, and spandex, this long sleeve brings both comfort and attitude to the table.

Bamboo’s natural anti-bacterial properties, combined with its moisture-wicking and breathable magic, ensure you stay fresh and cozy whether you’re avoiding awkward encounters or just kicking back. The relaxed, dropped shoulder fit adds an effortlessly laid-back vibe, while its temperature-regulating fabric keeps you cool when conversations get overly boring.

The Small Talk Survivor design features screen-printed art of a fierce tiger and leopard squaring off around a mysterious oasis. It’s a wearable reminder that you’ve survived the small talk battles—now it’s time to thrive in the deep.

Perfect for anyone who values comfort and real connections over mindless chatter, this long sleeve will elevate your wardrobe and keep you grounded in your authentic self.

Our commitment to inclusivity shines with our gender and size-inclusive fits. For precise measurements of this oversized tee, refer to our size guide.

Cassidy is 5’10”. Bust: 37”, Waist: 31”, Hips: 36”. Wearing a size small.

Kendra is 5’5”. Bust: 50”, Waist: 48.5”, Hips: 56.5”. Wearing a size 2XL.